This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and Gon's Balls will whisper 'First... comes... rock!' Hah!  Made you stare at Naruto's Marshmallow!  Pushing the logo off-center to drive TheOcean insane.  
 
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  #571  
Old 08-16-2007
Cheesus Cheesus is offline
 
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And that was when Bakura had to face a moral choice: Evil, or evil?
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  #573  
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Evil Bakura-"Gaydar, you've finally found him!" Bakura(Thought bubble) "Threesome!" Merik "Hello Binky boys"
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Old 08-16-2007
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At the Destroy Humanity Social Group's meeting, Bakura was beginning to suspect his Evil Ring Teleportation Device (patent pendng) had been slightly sabotaged...
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Old 08-16-2007
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LOTMR: Lord of the Millenium Ring

The Journey Begins Thanksgiving 2008...
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  #576  
Old 08-16-2007
Manaygi Manaygi is offline
 
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HIHI! I'm new and I'm not sure what to do so I'll just post it
CARD GAME'S!!
When your split personality...
has a split personality!
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Old 08-16-2007
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I have 2, but I'm not sure if anyone used those ideas before me....

1.
Yami-Bakura: The little twit hasn't paid mind-rent in 3 months! Marik, what do you reckon we should do with him?
Marik: Oh, I think I have an idea... or two...

2.
Tristan (off-screen): He has 2 evil spirits hovering behind his back! He must be a Witch! BURN THE WITCH!!!
Ryou: Burn this... Burn that... Why the bloody hell am I always surrounded by Pyromaniacs!?
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  #578  
Old 08-16-2007
YamisChan YamisChan is offline
 
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The fact that i have a gaydar= does not mean i am gay.
The fact that i am british= does not mean i am gay.
The fact that i have two highly feminine males smirking at me= .....ok...i give up...
GAY PRIDE!
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Old 08-16-2007
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(Offscreen) Oh no! It's the Bakurimera!
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  #580  
Old 08-16-2007
Skyfallkavu Skyfallkavu is offline
 
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I figured id try my luck. Im not as good as some of the people here.
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Old 08-16-2007
LittlePIkachu LittlePIkachu is offline
 
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Now i have enough souls to feed to Zorc

Yay my gaydar worked!

Hmm who to choose...
Florence: Choose me
Marik: NO ME!
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Old 08-16-2007
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  #583  
Old 08-16-2007
SakiKitty SakiKitty is offline
 
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Hurry for my second entery!
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  #584  
Old 08-16-2007
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XD
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  #585  
Old 08-16-2007
BurtonEarny BurtonEarny is offline
 
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Another one.

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  #586  
Old 08-16-2007
Zyxx Zyxx is offline
 
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"Why does my ass feel like it's being watched?"
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  #587  
Old 08-16-2007
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Big bakura: "oh my god cards! Is that what my hair looks like from behind?"
Marik: "yours is worse binky-boy, you use more gel."
Bakura: "I’m not gay, I’m not gay, I’m not gay, two ancient men have penetrated deep within me but I’m not gay."
Big bakura: "keep telling yourself that, but in the mean time you totally need to fix your hair, its soooo un-fabulous."
Marik: "bend over sex-slave"
Big bakura: "what?"
Marik: "mind-slave. I said bend over mind slave."
Bakura: "I said I’m not gay"
Big bakura: "then lose you virginity already."
Bakura: "I refuse to have anal sex with an ancient Egyptian MAN"
Big bakura: "so you are gay! You only like other women."
Marik: "it’s to late binky-boy we are already inside you."
Bakura: "I’m a boy and I'M NOT GAY"
Big bakura: "oh...... well it’s your fault for not telling me."
Bakura: "how is that my fault you are me"
Big bakura: “that’s the point I’m the Evil you, if you had any sinful thoughts about women at all, I would have noticed. I assumed you were a girl because I’ve never seen you so much as masturbate.”
Bakura: "blimie"

Marik:" kneel before me sex-slave"
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And Another one..

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  #589  
Old 08-16-2007
MaievShadowsong MaievShadowsong is offline
 
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I get the strangest feeling sometimes... It's almost as if two evil gay people are watching me. Nah... That couldn't be.
I need to drink less tea sometimes.
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Old 08-16-2007
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Here's one, but I'm not sure if it's been used or not...

"One day, Yami Bakura became pregnant, and Marik was his husband.
They wanted to see what their child would look like.
Let's just say, there's been some cheating here or something.
It looks nothing like Marik.
Marik: It was Kisara, wasn't it?!
Seto(off screen: THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: I gotta go....BYE!!!!!!
Marik: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!!!"
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Old 08-16-2007
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MARIK: What should we name him dear?

EVIL BAKURA: Florence, his name will be Florence.
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  #592  
Old 08-16-2007
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Bakura, we're right beside you! Now, fill your place in the prophecy!
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  #593  
Old 08-16-2007
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Yami Bakura: Good thing Bakura has no personality, or we couldn't both fit in here."
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Old 08-16-2007
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"Ones an Evil ancient egyption spirit come back to resurect Zork, the others a cursed man bent on taking over the world through the pharo's puzzle. Can these two evil beings share this teenage boy's body without driving him totally insane?"
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Old 08-16-2007
gaarayuki9 gaarayuki9 is offline
 
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*Bakura just gets notifyed that Youtube banned LittleKuriboh's account*
Bakura: *emotionless, speechless*
Marik: You should smile. Wait...YOURE NOT THINKING ABOUT-
Evil Bakura: HE IS! HE'S THINKING ABOUT DEVIOUSLY SHUTTING DOWN YOUTUBE! HE CAN MAKE ANOTHER ACCOUNT! BAKRUA, NO!!!!!!
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Old 08-16-2007
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That voice in my head sure does talk about Zork a lot. He must really like old text-based adventure games.
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<img src='' width='' height='' border='0' />/img241.imageshack.us/img241/4754/caption5it4.jpg<img src='' width='' height='' border='0' />at's the best I could do. ^^
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That's the best I could do. ^^
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"Somebody better get that bloody exorcist."
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Old 08-16-2007
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"Must have... God Cards..NO!...Millenium Items..no, wait... a spot of tea and truffles."
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