This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and Gon's Balls will whisper 'First... comes... rock!' Hah!  Made you stare at Naruto's Marshmallow!  Pushing the logo off-center to drive TheOcean insane.  
 
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"10 points for Gryffindor!"
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Entry 1: Tea - "Help! I'm being chased by giant balls of light!"

Entry 2: Tea - "Now that I'm the Dark Magician Girl, all of the fans will finally like me."
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tea: there is going to be a lot of yugioh abridged references from this
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Tea : Look Yugi! You summoned me as the Dark Magician Girl!
Yami : Interesting...by the way Tea, do you happen to know what the definition of 'cannon fodder' is?
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entry 1

random guy in audience: TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!!!
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WE COME IN PEACE
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JAAAANNE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!
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FAN SERVICE, AWAY!

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Entry #2

Announcer: ...And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have the most annoying Easter Parade Balloon ever.
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At first, Tea hoped that the alien abductors beaming her up wouldn't probe her. Then she reconsidered.
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Tea felt it necessary to hold her hat in place, but didn't consider the rest of her outfit.
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Entry #1:
Tea: This is what happens when you let Berdie Williams choose the picture, LittleKuriboh.
Entry #2:
Tea: Oh no, Serenity and I wore the same costume. Dark Magician Girl powers, GO!!!
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(In song)
She's back! Just look at that smut!
Magical Tea is more of a slut than the last time,
the last time you saw her!
Know you can see why ...we all pretty much still hate her.
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And on that day Tea became to Airline pilots what Sue Ellen was to Jerry Seinfeld and Cosmo Kramer...
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Tea: Oh no, lazzers are attacking from all sides. What should I do?!
Staff: Press R or Z twice!
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(In song... again)
Single Female Magician Girl,
Fight'n for her client,
Wear'n sexy mini skirts and be'n self-relient.
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Newcomer: Zero Suit Tea
(Don't worry, she still sucks)
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And as Tea plummets to her death, the only thing that comforts her is that at least she caught her lollipop.
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While flying through the air (somehow) Tea stops abruptly having caught her reflection in the reflective ball on the base of her staff. She is astonished as she realizes just how silly she really looks.
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Somehow the folks at Yu-Gi-Oh manage to make a tennis uniform even more promiscuous...
But really, magic rackets? giant glowing balls? They can't represent ANY game properly!
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And so, Tea flies alone valiantly to defeat the Skammers' fleet of remote controlled Death Stars. She won't be missed.
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Tea: Well, flying on a magic wand still makes more sence than flying on my Doduo >.>
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Tea tests one of the prototype power-ups for New Super Mario Bros. Wii 2... or 3?
The idea is scrapped when it is discovered it has no defence against the returning Coney Island Disco Palace.
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And as the paparazzi's cameras flash to no end, Tea realizes she forgot to wear underwear today.
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And as Timmy Turner's wish comes true, granting everyone on earth the abilities of their Halloween Costumes, Tea wishes she had dressed up as Goku like Joey did.
Tea: We get it Tristan, you can make Spirit Balls. Stop showing off!
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^Is that enough? lol just too much you can do with this one

Last edited by Overdrive; 04-05-2010 at 11:04 AM.
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It was then that she remembered: Before performing a stage dive, make sure you have an audience.
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dark magician whore.
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i am friendship girl and now im off to save the world from seto-ism

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I'm sailor FRIENDSHIP with the power of FRIENDSHIP and with my FRIENDSHIP I will FRIENDSHIP with my FRIENDSHIP all over your FRIENDSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!
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YUGI THINKS HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BE INAPPROPRIATE DRESSED IN PUBLIC!?! I'LL SHOW HIM!
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Friends don't let friends LARP
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"Flashing Lights", the final book in the Twilight Series where Edward leaves Bella and falls in love with the Dark Magician Girl, but in the end, no one cares.
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Tea thought her suicide dressed as the Dark Magician Girl would finally get Yugis attention. It didn't.
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She jumped in the sky dressed like the Dark magician girl and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS~
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Even with her new superpowers, Tea was ultimately no match for the army of Navis.
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LARPers GONE WILD!
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Alright, who divided their life points by 0?

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Wow Lady GaGa's out done herself with this new act
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Cosplay Powers ACTIVATE!
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Quote:
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It was then that she remembered: Before performing a stage dive, make sure you have an audience.
This made me lol so hard!
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"Hey, listen"
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Tea in the Sky with Diamonds
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Capt. Price: ENEMY AC-130! ... Oh, wait nope just another overweight fan girl trying to cosplay, carry on, carry on.
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Tea: so this is what meth is like big clevage and colorful lights
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Getting high means something else in the world of card games
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My entry:
Dark Magician Girl at the strip club. HEEEEEEEL YEA! :U
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Teá instantly regretted taking a nap on Catapult Turtle.

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Teá slipped on the Ring and instantly found herself drafted into the Dark Magician Girl Corps.

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Time travel without a TARDIS... not recommended.

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I don't know what was in that, but now I'm TRIPPING BALLS!

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Magical Source, Mystic Force!
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Oh man I think Tinker Bell's gonna sue for copyright infringement
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super special sparkly amazing cosplay powerss with fall off hat action under multi coloured flood lights infront of hundreds of people... i hope they dont see my panties.
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I knew those weren't your average mushrooms!
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