This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and Gon's Balls will whisper 'First... comes... rock!' Hah!  Made you stare at Naruto's Marshmallow!  Pushing the logo off-center to drive TheOcean insane.  
 
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Old 03-28-2010
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After seeing how LittleKuriboh made fun of him in the abridged series,Tristan finally snapped. It was only a matter of time.
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Yugi: Huh? So that's what having his voice does
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Entry1:
Yugi thinking to himself: "That is the last time I let Tristan watch Star Wars"
Tristan: POWEEER UNLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMITED

Entry2:
Yugi thinking to himself: "That is the last time I let Tristan get steroids for breakfast"
Tristan: POWEEER UNLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMITED

Entry3 ( waaaay off word limit):
During Zombie boy's and Joey's duel in the cave, Tristan made the mistake of following Bakura( who wanted to find some water to boil some tea), when he suddenly felt someone behind him. When he turned he saw Zombie boy's roomate from Zombie Harward, Rob Zombie, getting ready to attack him. Before he could summon his voice for assistance, Rob charged, eyes glaring red and bought Tristan's foot. Meanwhile, not wanting to help Joey win a card game, Yugi wandered off, trying to avoid evade Tea. As Rob Zombie was about to finish off Tristan, he saw a black figure charging at him. He fled as soon as he recognized the stranger; Weasly Snipes. Yugi suddenly heard some noises and instead of doing the smart thing of getting away, he went straight to the source... The amazement of seeing Tristan like this didn't last long, as Tristan attacked and killed Yugi and eventually everyone on the Island. That's when Yu-Gi-Oh changed its name into Ga-ry-Stu... It was cancelled shortly after.

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Yugi "So this is what happens when people don't eat a daily breakfast....I will never doubt you again, Frosted Wheats."
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There's the drug dealer, You are fucking nicked, me old beauty!
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Tristan's hooked on drugs, still
Always look on the bright side of life
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Tristan "I'M SO CLOSE TO AWAKENING MY SHARINGAN!!! DO YOU SEE ANYTHING YET,YUGI!?!?!?!

Yugi "Ummm..... isn't the sharingan a fictional thing? I'm pretty sure I saw it in Naruto.

Tristan "SO ARE WE, GOD DAMMIT!!! JUST ANSWER THE FU@#ING QUESTION!!!!
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Yugi: Tristen, I think your YGO:TAS obsession has gone a bit too far...
Tristen: No it hasn't! Wait...ZOMG, KROOOOOOOZE!!!!!!!! :D
Yugi: ...as I said.
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OBLIGATORY BUFFY JOKE TIME!

"Yugi wasn't sure what it was, but something about Tristan seemed different since his trip to Sunnydale."
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I'm going to suck!
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Serenity (out of view): No means NO!!! Testicle attack number 215!!!
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Tristan: DAMN LITTLE KURIBOH FOR PICKING TWO PICTURES IN A ROW WHERE PEOPLE COULD MENTION TWILIGHT!!!!!
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...Oh no, it looks like Tristan ran out of Visine again!
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Yugi: I'm sorry Tristan. I love you. The heart wants what the hearts want.

Tristan: ZOMG It's Justin Biber!
Yugi: Actually it's pronounced, Beeber.

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This is batter than joey's creapy chin, panic's enormus chin, valentine's enormus breasts, yami's pointy hair, and kaiba's coat tails of doom combined.
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Yugi: Who knew staying up for three days straight playing FF 13 with only Mt. Dew as a life line would do this to someone?
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Tristin: I SEE THEM THER HERE MY PURPLE DRAGON ARMY THERE HERE TO MAKE ME KING!!! MAHAAAA

Yugi: Guy's tristen took tristen took some of Grampa's pills...

Tristen: DEATH TO HUMANS!!!!!
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Tristen's brain exploded........but luckily it was so small it resalted in only a minor expantion of the crainium. Also it gave him a less stupid looking face.
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Tristian: this is the negitive side effect of my voice giving me super strenth.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LittleKuriboh View Post
o/` What a mouth, what a mouth
what a north and south
blimey what a mouth he's got
o/`

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Entry 1.

Tristan: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

Yugi: Tristan lets get a few things straight, one the millenium puzzle is MINE and two i am NOT a hobbit.

Tristan: Where would you be without me, gollum, gollum? I saved us! It was me! We survived because of me!

Yugi: Riight well im just gonna leave you here iv gotta go home.. Glee is on.

Entry 2.

Yugi: Erm Tristan ? youv been playing pokemon Heart Gold all night.. havent you ?

Tristan: PIKA PII !!!
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This is why tristian never plays childrens card games.
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Yugi: Tristen just hasn't been the same since he saw New Moon.

Tristen: Where the F*** is Jake, Im gonna skin that mother F***er!!!!!!!!
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Yugi: Maybe I shouldn't let Tristan go on a Red Bull raid.

Tristan: But my voice told me it can give me wings... WINGS I TELL YOU!!!
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Old 03-28-2010
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UNO.

Tristan: I VAN TO SUCK YOUR-
*is cut off by a stake to the heart*
Yugi: I really hope he was going to say card games.

DOS.

While the realization was difficult for all of them, Tristan had the hardest time coming to terms with the fact that extensive card game tournaments would leave no time for RuneScape memberships, Pokemon collecting, or Boston Legal marathons.

TRES.

Never, never say to Tristan that Picard is better than Kirk. NEVER.

(And on the same note:)
CUATRO.

Tristan: WHY WASN'T WILLIAM SHATNER IN THE NEW STAR TREK MOVIE???!!?!?!?!!!11
Yugi: I'm the William Shatner of children's card games.

(Bonus points if you know where that joke's from.)

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Tristan: MY VOICE GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH!!! GYAAAA!!!
WHY IM STILL NOT A SAUPERSAIYAN YET?!!

Yugi: Because this is Yugioh not Dragonball Z you idiot!
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Entry #4:

Tristan: My voice's power.... IT'S OVER 9000!!!

Yugi: Who the hell showed Tristan Dragonball Z in the first place...
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Entry numer 2:

Tristan: Random impression of a Snake! *SSSSSSSSSS*
Yugi: eeeehhhhm I think you need to visit the loony bin.

Nr 3:
Tristan:
AHHHHH these hemorhids are killing me! YOUUUGEEEEE! BRING ME SOME ICE CREEAAAM!!!
>After that he got at least reliefed for several hours by sitting into vanilla ice cream<

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Due to his enthusiasm over his newfound vampiric powers, Tristan had unfortunately forgotten his earlier observation that the sun would rise in another few hours...

Or...

Proof positive that Satan has absolutely no standards when deciding who to posses.

Or...

Tristan Taylor. Heavy metal GOD...!
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Yugi: "More Twilight cos-players? I summon Buffy the Vampire Slayer in attack mode!!"
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