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Hey there all my loyal fans!

*crickets chirping*

Er... um... Hello all Yu-Gi-Oh: Abridged worshipers?

*Huge applause*

Well now... that's MUCH better!
Big things have been in the works here for some time and now is the time to let the cat out of the bag!
Not that I would ever stuff a poor little kitty into a bag or anything... well, maybe if it was a catgirl or a furry... but that's another story!

At the end of this month, big thing are going down up in Dearborn, Michigan!
Like what you ask? Well my dear currently uninformed and possibly insane reader, THAR BE CONVENTIONS HAPPENING OVER THAR! YARRRR!!
Youmacon happening on October 29th through Nov 1st has decided to have one very British and non Joss Whedon lover who abridges a certain Japanese animated show about teenagers with crazy hair playing a childrens card game (No, not THAT show.. the other one...) and his ever so sexy and possibly omnipotent helper as guests to their stunning and ever growing convention!
That's RIGHT!
Both LittleKuriboh, who is being flown all the way over from the land of the British and I will be going to Youmacon as guests! So please won't you all come and join us? There will be punch and pie!

Okay, so I lied about the punch and pie but I swear its gonna be a kickass time!
Especially since we are premiering episodes 43 AND 44 of Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series there! (DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!)
And if that isn't enough to sell you on it then maybe THIS will...
Also invited as guests are the members of a certain OTHER Abridged Series team made up of four head members who love to sit around and play with their ballz all day long!

So what are you waiting for? JOOOOOOOOIIIINNNNN USSSSSSS!!!!

Also in upcoming convention news,
Next weekend on the 23rd through the 25th is a brand new gaming convention called GameX in Oaks, PA that I shall be attending along with several awesome friends of mine in helping run several things there... such as possibly a YGO:TAS panel! So if you are around I would encourage you all to show up and join in on the fun!

And now for something COMPLETELY different...

Many of you all have been asking for new shirt designs in the store for the past year...
Well folks! Its that time again!
No... not the time where I dress in drag and do the hula...
IT'S TIME FOR NEW SHIRTS ON SHARKROBOT.COM!

First we have a pair of shirts that go very well together and people have been asking for due to loving each of the respective characters they go with....

Tristan's "MY VOICE GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH!" shirt:


Hair Guy's "ATTENTION DUELISTS! MY HAIR GIVES ME THE POWER TO DEFY GRAVITY!!" shirt:


Next we have yet another character who hasn't gotten any shirt love yet so far...

Duke Devlin's "Sexy" shirt:


Following that up we have a new one for all of those of you who have always wanted to have a Millennium Item without all the nasty side effects like going power hungry and evil or ending up with two souls, one guy...

Bakura's "Millennium Gaydar" shirt:


And finally, just because we have had SOOOOOO many request for this girls only shirt to make a return (And you girls BETTER buy it this time or else no complaining when its gone again! ;P), completely redesigned...

Mai's "My Breasts Challenge You To A Duel!" shirt:


All 5 of those new shirts are up now on our Store for Preorder along with a completely new set of buttons to go along with them coming soon so check em out!

We WILL have these new shirts at both GameX and Youmacon in these following weeks but no promises that all of the above shirts will be there... so plan wisely!

And now it seems as though I am coming to the end of this news post, I must reveal to you all the thing that was alluded to in the title of this post....

WARNING!

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO LOOK AWAY!

I CAN NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU CONTINUE ALONG ANY FURTHER!

........

.......

.......


WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?!?!?!?
YOU MUST WANT TO SEE THIS YOU SICKO!
FINE THEN!
THAT'S IT!
IT'S TIME!

BEHOLD!!!!!



I warned ya!
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P.P.S. Suck it Mantis!
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LK does not like JOSS WHEDON?

HE DOES NOT LIKE THE THINGS I LIKE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES.
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You know Kroze, I wonder why people say you fail so much, your last few news posts have made me laugh :P

The shirts look awesome :)
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KROZE WANTS GIANT COCK!
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I see what you did thar.

Also that picture is shopped, I can tell by some of the pixels and by seeing quite a few shops in my time...>.> <.<
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Woo! New T-shirts!
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Alright, fuck zenkaikon atm, I'm gonna try my hardest to be at fucking gamex. Shit will be epic to the nth degree.
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I kind of like the duke devlin one, but certain members on this forum would have a field day if I actually got it.

but sadly due to my poorness and youngness I will not be able to travel to either of the conventions *sadface*
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Kroze doesn't have a cock...He has a vagina!
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Whoa, I FAIL horribly for not knowing about Youmacon until last Tuesday

I want to go to there...AND SO I SHALL! (and I will somehow obtain a Screw The Rules shirt!)
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I think I'm still going... I should still be going...
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I think I'm still going... I should still be going...

PREPARE!

CLEAR THINE SCHEDULE!
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PREPARE!

CLEAR THINE SCHEDULE!
lol there isn't much to clear. XD
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Loving the new shirts...
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lol there isn't much to clear. XD
I'm guessing it will be something you have to do that conveniently

comes up 1-2 days before the convention that will keep you from going...
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KROZE WANTS GIANT COCK!
ALL LIES AND UNTRTRUTHS!!!

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Also that picture is shopped, I can tell by some of the pixels and by seeing quite a few shops in my time...>.> <.<
The only thing that is shopped here is UR FACE!
Ooooooooooh!

*Kroze runs*

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Alright, fuck zenkaikon atm, I'm gonna try my hardest to be at fucking gamex. Shit will be epic to the nth degree.
YOU BETTER BE THERE! We got shit goin down all over the place PLUS Dom epicness that you need to be a part of!

DOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEET!!
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OMG NEWS POST! IT HAPPENED!

Look! A Flying pig!
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can't come. too far ;~;
But two new episodes at once O.O YAY! XD
also shirts=cool
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The new t-shirts are amazing.
I'd totally be getting the gaydar shirt if I were doing a Bakura cosplay.
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There are so many people who I expected to post in this thread for the simple fact of the title and actually waiting to see a giant cock.

...

*wanders out*
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I knew it was gonna be a chicken at the end. You have disappointed me, Kroze.
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I EXPECTED A NEW PICTURE OF DARKARCHER AT THE END >:V
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I EXPECTED A NEW PICTURE OF DARKARCHER AT THE END >:V
I ALSO EXPECTED A JOKE AT MY EXPENSE.
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I wish I had the money to buy one of those shirts...
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I ALSO EXPECTED A JOKE AT MY EXPENSE.
Disappointment all round.

Yet again, Kroze FAILs to rise to the occasion <-- on second thought, that last part was unnecessary.

Kroze FAILs, period.
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WHY IS EVERYTHING AWESOME SO FAR AWAY D: the only convention near me is this tiny no one knows about it or cares convention in Fayetteville. >_<
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WHY IS EVERYTHING AWESOME SO FAR AWAY D: the only convention near me is this tiny no one knows about it or cares convention in Fayetteville. >_<
Yup. I had some friends who went to that.
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I used to think that everything awesome was so far away...

Then they decided that it would be a good idea to actually hold a convention in the 8th most populated state in the country and invite LittleKuriboh to it.
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BTW I'll also be at youmacon guys, selling the new shirts.

I DEMAND PEPSI THROWBACK!

OR DR. PEPPER!

(just stop by the table, I don't bite, I just drink soda)
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I see what you did thar.

Also that picture is shopped, I can tell by some of the pixels and by seeing quite a few shops in my time...>.> <.<
Looks like Fireworks to me...
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