This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and Gon's Balls will whisper 'First... comes... rock!' Hah!  Made you stare at Naruto's Marshmallow!  Pushing the logo off-center to drive TheOcean insane.  
 
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Old 09-26-2010
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I made this thread so people can talk about funny and stupid stuff. Aslo maybe some people can relate to past experiences they've had.
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This thread, but thats giving you too much credit.
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OMG I agree to that so much.

Last edited by iJaden-Eph-Aster; 09-26-2010 at 06:21 PM.
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i had this sauce that said

Snake well before use.
I was like wtf
its supposed to say shake
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Originally Posted by Dalord
3 on a twin. and they hog it!

that's what she said


Dalord
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When people are killed they die.
By motivational poster thing

Electric Electricity
By some woman on the news
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LOL. That is just plain stupid.
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"If it doesn't snow this year, there will be no snow"-My roommate. I'm pretty sure I've heard worse but this was recent.
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"kroze is win"

god damn noobs
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"Woman was alive, hours before she died."

-Some random newspaper fail.
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http://gear.ign.com/articles/112/1123976p1.html
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O_ovvvvvvvvvvvv Uh.....
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I once saw a chocolate bar wrapper that said "One Piece contains XX calories"

Immediately I thought of an image of Luffy staring at the packaging, looking very confused...
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"Primates are dinosaurs, right?"

--My lab parter in Biology. =_=
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me, screaming across the lunch room:

"Misty, I can't get it off! Come help me get it off!"

You'd be surprised how much this happens.

also: 'I move my knight one square forward!'

3rd: 'is everything in the brass section made of brass?'
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somone onced asked me in As lvl Geography

is Egypt in asia
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In my AS level Law Class (bear in mind this is the same girl on two different days)

"What's the French for 'Le Tour De France'?"

and

"What's the Holocaust?" to which my teacher responded, "You know, where the Nazis killed all those Jews in the concentration camps?" The girl then admitted, "I've never heard of it, I didn't know about that!"

Bearing in mind she was also an A-level history student >_>
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my friend said "What does shipping mean? Doesn't it involve ships?"
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"take a left"
'so I don't take a right?'
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Biology Partner: "What's Pangea?"
Me: "You know how all the landmasses used to be connected?"
Biology Partner: "For real? So like, we used to be in Asia or something?"

>:O He is a SOPHOMORE.

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SMARTER THAN ME?!
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In a chat room...

<JerkyBeef>No sexist...
<JerkyBeef>But...
<JerkyBeef>Why don;t all women milk themselves instead of spending so much money on milk?

He was not trolling!...
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'I might have to go to a gynocologist'
"why?"
'oh, my eye got poked out, that's why I'm going to the vagina doctor :|'

can't beleive she said that with a straight face.
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^Wait... What?
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Pretty much anything on failbook.org.

For instance:
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Too many. I read Pharyngula ;_;

But I do recall Nancy Pelosi saying something along the lines of "we have to pass the health care bill so we know what's in it."

*facepalm*
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Just about everything said by a Tea Party Activist. :/

(No offense... maybe)
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Me: Do you know what the capital of France is?

A Friend: London.

I nearly died when I heard that. It's actually kind of sad how uneducated some people in my country can be.
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