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Old 09-10-2007
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Y-"must collect more cards."
T-Yugi dont you have enough"
Y-"MORE I COMMAND YOU"

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"All your cards belong to me"


*9-12 update*
Y-"See Gramps, I told you the company would give us money so I could buy cards"
G-"I still can't believe you stuck a screwdriver in a toaster that was plugged into the wall"
Y-"I was trying to fix it"
G-"You were just trying to even out your hair"

Lesson-"Look people do stupid stuff, sue, and get lots of money from the company"
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Yugi: Hehe, Tea, that tickles
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YUGI: as kaiba would say screw the money i have millions of cards
KIABA: (off screen) Hey you cant say that only exceemly rich people can say that. like me
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Yugi: The day cards become currency, I'll be LOADED!
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Yugi: C|A|R|D|G|A|M|E|S| My drug.
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FEAR MY HOLOGRAPHIC CARDS!
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Yugi: I'm in ur houz, steelin ur cards.
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all the cards will be mine alllll mine! BWAHHHHAAAAAAHHHHAA
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Yugi - Stealing does have benefits ;)
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Yugi: Finally I have every Duel Monster card ever made! I can buy food again!
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Yugi Muto experiences his first wet dream.
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Yugi: AlL YourR cArdS Are BelonG to Us
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Yugi: Just look at all this money, IM RICH IM RICH
Tea: if you saved you money instead of buying them maybe that would be real money (off screen)
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screw the rules i have duel mosters
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Mine! All mine!

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All ur cards r belong 2 me!
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Let's see that bastard Kaiba win now...
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Sorry, crappy spinoff show! You can't use any of these cards! Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya!
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Yugi: Wow Tea! This is great! Good thing you dead bolted the door from the outside locking the two of us alone in this sound proof room! This is my first time seeing so many cards in one place. Its amazing!
Tea: I'll show you an amazing first time all right.
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yugi: i have now got all of kaiba's card's
in america
tea: meth mugi in merrica
( translation: yes yugi in america)
yugi: oh yes tea keep polishing my piece baby
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Better than sex...
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Yugi: Yes! With all these cards, all the girls will want to go out with me!
Tea: ARGH, I give up! Ohhhhhh Tristaaaaan!
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maybe I could start my own game shop! Then I wouldn't have to live in that old man's shop that nobody ever visits.
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now remember, keep calm and think of your happy place.

i can't leave you!!!

ever wonder what the meaning of O was in yugio? ooooooh yeah
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if you cant read it:

I'm only smiling because i have every card in existence.

I died a little inside when i realized I had to search for two months to find the competitive cards
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WE DID IT, CHUNK!
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Yugi: What do these things on all these cards mean?
Some random off-screen person: Those would be words, Yugi.
Yugi: Words? Wow! You mean I'll actually know what the card does instead of making up effects for them? This is (I'm resisting so hard not to say 'super special') awesome! I'm taking them all!

By the way, what's this shot from?
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yugi: robbing the card bank is fun!
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yugi: 4KIDS pays me with card to do this crappy anime cartoon.
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narrator: that night yugi dreamed that he combined yugioh with pokemon.

yugi: Got to get them all, DUEL MONSTERS!
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yugi: hey! that guy gave me all these card, but where the f*** is the naked dark-magician girl?
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yugi: thanks for all the cards mister!
off-screen guy: *thinking* now i will get my revenge by giving you..... the WORLDS WORST CASE MUTPLE-PAPERCUTS IN THE HISTORY OF CARD GAMES!!! *laughs like man-dark from dexter's laboratory* hahaha hahahahaha hahaha hahahahaha
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Yugi dreams that he was in "Yugi and the Card Factory" (yes, this is a charle and the chocolate factory reference)
Pegases(off-screen): i've choosen your as my heir Yugi-boy, theres just one condition.
Yugi: what?
Pegases: You must leave your friends and famly to come live with me.
Yugi: Thats all? OF COURSE I'LL GO!! My friends suck and my grandpa is gonna die soon.
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THE NEW YU-GI-OH CARD'S COMMERCIAL
yugi get, what yugi want. new, big, powerful yu-gi-oh!

(i'm copying the commercial that sells hotdogs where a big muscular arm come from the guy's stomach and tries to shove this hotdog in his mouth, by force. and then when he actually bites it the announcer goes "hunger get what hunger want. big, beefy ballpark franks!"
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guess what yugi spent his lottery money on...
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*random monster card* GOJIRA!
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Prepare to be disturbed



don't judge me >.>
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"with all these cards, who needs sex"
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Who needs friends when I have cards from a crappy Japanese card game?
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