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Old 07-17-2007
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Mine is Holy **** On A ******* Sandwich With **** On Top..And A Side Helping Of ****

that is the best and of course screw the rules i have money and super special awesome..and all the others...

another fave is Holy Ra!! i say that all the time..lol
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Old 07-17-2007
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"In America," "Super Special Awesome (I use this so much now, thanks LK!)," and probably the conversation below...

Yugi - "That's ok. Here take this card that I won. I didn't even want it anyway."

Rebecca - "Does this make me the King of Card Games?"

Yugi - "Hell no!"

Yugi...so modest for the ladies. XD

- Ryo
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Old 07-17-2007
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I love "Screw the money I have rules, no wait let me try that again"
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Old 07-17-2007
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I'm not sure if this would fall under favorite joke, but this certainly one of the funniest conversations in the Abridged Series.

Atem - "Wait Mokuba! You mustn’t do this thing! Think, what would your brother say if he saw you now?"
Mokuba's visualization of Kaiba's response - "Well done Mokuba, now steal something from Joey too!"
Atem - "Okay, but what would he say if he wasn't a complete douche bag?"

XD
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Old 07-17-2007
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My favourite joke would have to be:
Bandit Keith: Hey! You can't say that word! It belongs to America, and only Americans can...
Kaiba: SHUT THE F*** UP!!!
Bandit Keith: ... ... .... ... In America...
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Old 07-17-2007
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I loved the YTMND - LOL reference in the movie..I nearly pissed myself when i first saw that..heh..
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Old 07-17-2007
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"All because I beat him in a card games"
"Yes"
"Your some kind of moron you know that"
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Old 07-17-2007
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The deathless line from Yami:

"If you're a ghost then I'm straight".

From Rex:

"My dragon is stoned".
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Old 07-17-2007
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I've always loved the following:

"Screw the money I have rules"
"But why?" (the part where Tristan keep on saying it)
"Blue eyes white dragon jet *laughs*, ready for take off... sorry I cant help myself it just look so stupid... *laughs*"
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Old 07-17-2007
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I love it when in Episode 3 Tristan jumps down the boat and says: MUST.. RISK.. LIFE.. FOR.. CARDS..
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Old 07-17-2007
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I can't believe it took that long for someone to post it. I absolutely cracked up when I heard that. Unexpected and hillarious :D
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Old 07-17-2007
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"Screw the money, I have rules...... wait, let me try that again"
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Old 07-17-2007
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I love, and always loved;
"Yeah, well at least I'm not adopted!"
Oh, wait, I love the whole episode.
And everything Mako said.
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Old 07-17-2007
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ATTENTION DUELISTS! MY HAIR WILL HUFF AND MY HAIR WILL PUFF! lolz epic XD
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Old 07-17-2007
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K, so, this isn't exactly from the series, but I always liked when Bakura read the comments and went "Bow down! Worship my haircut! Your God commands it!"
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Old 07-17-2007
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It's not even a real joke, it's one of the ending bits; in the Blue Eyes jet as the Gorillaz is playing, I busted out laughing.
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Old 07-17-2007
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Anything that Kemo or Bandit Keith says. I'm sure gonna miss the hair jokes. D:
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Old 07-17-2007
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any of the crew the rules jokes the always make me laugh and the recycle bin from episode 21 . also most of the lines in episode 12 one of my favorite episodes

Yugi: We should be ok as long as you guys don't trigger anymore obvious traps

Bakura:(trips a trap) Oh smeg..

Yugi: Is everyone from England a total spaz Bakura?

Bakura: Pretty much

*katamari music plays*

it always gets meXD
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Old 07-17-2007
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I like :"Can youuu dig it?"
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You dont stand a ghost of a chance.

and on the movie when pegasus is on the helecopter:
Get To Da Chopper

gott love predator and pegasus.
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Old 07-17-2007
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One of my favorite quotes is one me and my friend Tim do everytime we start fighting. It goes something like this...
Tim: Avenged Sevefold does not suck! ur just stupid!
Me: Well at least i'm not adopted
Tim: what did you say?
Me: sorry did i touch a nerve? why don't u go cry to your mommy about it, o thats right , you don't have one
Tim: i respect you as a duelist but..
Me: HEY EVERYONE! LOOK AT ME! MY NAMES SETO KAIBA AND I HAVE A DRAGON FETISH AND I SOUND LIKE BROCK FROM POKEMON! "SCREW THE RULES I LOVE NURSE JOY!"
Tim: you F**king dead!
...good time good times...except i acctually said that to someone who was adopted once....yeah that was an akward moment
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Old 07-17-2007
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Shut up Mokuba.

Oh and "And then I said 'Attention Duelists!' Man you should have been there."
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Old 07-17-2007
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"If you come with me, I will show you why I hang donuts from my ears."
"It was probably this little Jew boy. He's probably hiding his horns behind all that hair. I will use my millenium key to probe his mind."
"If he lived in my homeland of Egypt, he would be stoned to death for his insolence."
"It gives me funny feeling in my creme."

Go Shadi. XDDDD
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Old 07-17-2007
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Nobody cares which one I lock?

Cool.
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Old 07-17-2007
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You are locking this? Can I ask why?

Edit: Ok. I found your earlier post. Well to be fair, which one was created first?
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I'm not locking this. I simply asked the forum which they would like better, the Favorite Jokes thread or the Favorite Quotes thread. Because, let's be serious here, they are the same thread.

Nobody responded.

So now I take action.
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Yeah, I know what you are saying. I saw the other thread after I created this one and I said to myself, "it's basically the same thing".

Do as you wish, I am at your mercy, Mr. Mod.
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Old 07-17-2007
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Tristan: We can use this Rope to Hang bakura, then he'll be a dead body.
Bakura: That never happened in the Goonies!
Tristan: Well it should've.
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Old 07-17-2007
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Okay here is my list: ((a lot are from the Duke Devlin episode))

What does he have, besides the fangirls, and the pretty hair, and those georgeous green eyes?
Don't forget my sweet ass
Yeah and a sweet ass

You'll have to be my slave
Lucky Bastard!

Hey Yugi!
SLUT! I mean, hey Tea.

Its a good thing I took all those Childgrabbing classes.

No Joey we musn't let Tristan breed!

LittleKuriboh is a GOD!
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Old 07-17-2007
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BURN THE WITCH!

Holy **** On A ******* Sandwich With **** On Top! And A Side Helping Of ****( me too.. )

Bakura: can I be corey feldman?
Tristan: no! I'm corey feldman
Bakura: you're always corey feldman! when do I get to be corey feldman?
Tristan: shut up! from now on, your name is chunk!

If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding!!!
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